Today has been rather fantastic/amazing/awesome/other words for awesomeness.
I am, well, officially in a relationship with someone. This someone, actually.
It’s obvious that the vagina is the stronger genitalia. It takes numerous stabbings and beatings from its opponent(s) and if that’s not enough a baby is shot out of it like a cannon.
We give so much empowerment to the penis when the penis is easily defeated the moment it comes into contact with cold air.— my brother explaining the problems of Penis Envy to my other brother (via rippopotamus)